Get a backbone.
In the heart of the Silicone Valley, we at Custom Spines Lab build prosthetics for everyone. Spine 2.0 eliminates back pain, monitors your health, and sends updates to your doctor. Spine 2.0 also pushes the boundaries on what it means to be homo sapiens by enhancing you physically and mentally. This is evolution by design.
for aspiring leaders.
We already supply aspiring political leaders, entrepreneurs and the military with this groundbreaking invention for spinal agility, chakra alignment, connectivity and character uprightness with our signature nano-morality-fibers ©. We are the first to commodify morality and treat it as a technical issue.
Wi-fi, Bluetooth and GPS included.
Customize your Spine 2.0 to fit your needs and taste. In addition, we offer implants to help your children in a increasingly competitive world. Join our tech evangelism for Humanity 2.0 and create a better future.
| Size Custom |
| Spine Processor |
| Back-pain blocker |
| Health monitor |
| Bluetooth |
| Wi-fi |
| GPS |
| nano-morality-fibers© |
| Ultra-gyro |
| Proximity sensor |
| Ultra-flex |
| Chakra level adapter |
| Agenda regulator |
| one spare vertebra in box-set |
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| Size Custom |
| Spine Processor |
| Back-pain blocker |
| Health monitor |
| Bluetooth |
| Wi-fi |
| GPS |
| nano-morality-fibers© |
| Ultra-gyro |
| Proximity sensor |
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| Agenda regulator |
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| over-skin chrome finish optional |
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| Stability support |
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| heavy-weight adapter |
| Size Custom |
| Spine Processor |
| Back-pain blocker |
| Health monitor |
| Bluetooth |
| Wi-fi |
| GPS |
| nano-morality-fibers© |
| Ultra-gyro |
| Proximity sensor |
| Ultra-flex |
| Chakra level adapter |
| / |
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| Music Player |
| under-skin pink glow optional |
| orgasm-tracking-glow optional |
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| USB cat tail optional |
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